![]() ![]() Again is a collection of boating columns offering a "stuck up" look at the underside of cruising and the frustrations "land-cuffed" sailors experience when our plans for coastal exploration and tropical destinations run aground on the shoals of family, finances and failing health. Next let's talk about this book you may or may not return. You might also be broke, permanently deformed from living in spaces the size of a Tupperware bread box, and have a dent in your skull from banging your forehead into the companionway hatch. That means if you had a boat, you could be, at this very minute, wet. If you DO NOT own a boat, what are you waiting for? A sign? Okay, here's your sign: Salt water covers over 71% of the earth's surface. But they're nice people - or where - and hold our mail. ![]() We're not at that address - our boat sank. All kidding aside, we don't want irate customers posting really nasty reviews of our products, so if you are not 100% satisfied, send a copy of your receipt and maybe a handwritten note explaining why you think this is the worst boating book ever to Slip None, Whittaker Creek, Oriental, North Carolina. ![]() We GUARANTEE if you RETURN this book we will get rid of our RETURN POLICY. This book carries a 100% GUARANTEED RETURN POLICY. ![]()
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